What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
15.06.2025 01:50
What! how could you do that?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you mean son?
True - how I loved my mum!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”